I was leaving the high altitude of La Paz for the low lands of Rurrenabaque. As soon as the plane was in sight all the tourists started taking pictures. The plane was tiny, like a wind up toy. Once we got inside, it seemed even smaller. It had no toilet, no cabin crew, and not even enough space to stand up straight. This was when I realised I would be getting no on-board meal.I was sat in the very front seat. Directly in front of me was the plane door, and directly in front of that, the cockpit. The pilot, the co-pilot, and every dial and instrument was in plain sight. After a small delay the propellers began to rotate, the plane began to move, and we were off. We left the ground like a feather caught in the wind.
Before long we were above the clouds. Mountains and rivers could be seen far below between the gaps. Looking behind me however, there were a few worried faces; many were not comfortable with the lightweight aircraft. At one point the air pressure must have changed and the plane dipped like a rollercoaster, accompanied by numerous yelps and screams. Being so close to the pilots could be unnerving too. I could hear every beep, or succession of beeps, from the cockpit, some very much like warning beeps. At one point the pilot appeared to be knocking the control wheel then gesturing to the co-pilot how it wasn´t functioning!But all was in order, and forty minutes later the plane began to descend. I watched the altitude dial in the cockpit count down. As the plane banked left close to the nearby mountains, we landed on an isolated runaway in the middle of a green field. As we stepped out of the plane the humidity attacked like a furnace. A short bus ride took us to the terminal; a hut in a field. It was hard to comprehend that only forty minutes earlier I had been in the busy, chilly, high-altitude city of La Paz!
I spent my first day in Rurrenabaque gently walking around, sheltering from a sudden heavy downpour, and choosing which Amazon trip I wished to take. I chose a Pampas trip; a river journey.
By the following morning I was in a jeep accompanied by five other tourists; three Australians and two Danes. The three hour journey to our motorboat however was across a very rugged road, and we got stuck in the mud twice. The first time, it took a lot of pushing and tactical positioning of stones to get the vehicle back on track again. The second time, we needed to be towed out.We eventually arrived at the pick up point beside The Yacuma River. As we waited for our boat to arrive I briefly spotted two eyes and a snout floating in the river. It soon descending down back into the murk. I had no doubts about what I saw, it looked like a crocodile. It was a caiman, the crocodile´s cousin.
My group stepped into the boat and before long we were whizzing down the river. A variety of birds could be seen sitting in the neighbouring trees and flying into the distance. As we continued towards our lodgings we paused outside the lodgings of another tour company. A group of Israelis were lingering on their boardwalk, edging closer and closer to a caiman waiting below the edge. One eager Israeli bent over and stretched his camera gradually down towards the caiman. The caiman looked up. The Israeli moved his arm closer. The caiman maneuvered himself vertically and appeared to bend at the knees. Now, I am not Steve Irwin, and I am no animal expert, but I became uneasy. I had seen crocodiles form this position in Australia. It is the position of a beast ready to pounce upwards and snatch. I wasn´t certain this was the case, but without realising I found myself shouting out loud; ¨Step back!¨ I exclaimed! I wasn´t the only shouting voice in my boat. But the Israeli was too occupied with the caiman, who was now even more tightly poised. ¨STEP BACK!¨ I heared myself shout even louder, but the words mingled with the other screams from my boat. The Israeli eventually took a step back, and the caiman relaxed. Later that day I asked my guide if the caiman was ready to pounce. He replied ¨maybe¨, but that he has got in trouble before for advising members of other tour groups about safety. All the while during the incident, the group leader of the Israelis had been sitting and watching. He had said nothing.
In addition to further caiman and birds, we saw howler monkeys hanging in trees, an anaconda in the grass, and a docile sloth curled up in a ball up in a river-side tree top. We also went swimming with pink dolphins, although they kept their distance of a few metres.
Later, in a separate part of the river, we went pirahna fishing. While a lot of fishing in the river is classed as unethical, piranhas are not an endangered species. Everybody found the activity easy. We attached some meat to a hook, through it into the water, and very often the string would go tight. Unlike the cartoons though, the water didn´t bubble in a frenzy at the slightest hint of meat. Each piranha we caught was about three inches long, and everyone caught many.
It felt like about half an hour had gone when our guide informed us we were nearly ready to go back. Piranha was for dinner. And then my line went tight. It went tighter and heavier than ever before, maybe twice as much. I reeled it in. ¨It´s massive!¨ I shouted the moment I saw water draining from skin and fins upon the water top. My initial reaction was that it wasn´t a pirahna. We had caught maybe twenty during the last half an hour, and none were like this. ´Can I catch this? Do I need to throw it back?´ I thought, but all I heard around me was screams of ´Get it in the boat! Get it in the boat!´, and so I reeled it in further and dangled it over the boat. As it dangled there, hanging heavy upon one small hook, I realised the situation I was in. Just one foot away from me, swaying vigourously, was an angry beast with razor sharp teeth. Our guide quickly confirmed it was indeed a piranha. My aim was to eat it that night, not for it to eat me. I stretched my arm as far as I could, and my feet as far back as I could. I stood there as the paranha, multiple times bigger than our previous catches, struggled and swayed infront of my knees. Our guide scrambled over and removed the beast from my clutches. And credit to the chef, we had a feast that night.
I awoke on the final morning of our three day tour to the deep hoots of monkeys in the trees on the opposite bank of the river. It was so loud it was as if they were right outside our lodge. My time in the amazon was excellent, and I was actually rather happy with my new collection of about fifteen or twenty mosquito bites ... I had genuinely expected many more. Our jeep on the return journey got stuck in the mud once more, plus it got a flat tire. Our driver struggled to change it, and did so while lying under a very unsecure jack. But I was blessed on the return flight to La Paz with a plane high enough to stand in, a cockpit behind closed doors, and even one member of cabin crew serving a free drink! I was returning to reality.
I spent my final days in La Paz exploring the parts of the city I had yet to visit, and taking a day trip to the ancient ruins of Tiwanaku. Special mention must also go to the Bolivian clown who turns up everyday at San Francisco square ad libbing interactions with the passing cars and people. If Bolivia´s Got Talent exists, he should go on it.
Tommorow I catch an early bus to Copacabana. The Bolivian section of my trip is nearly at an end.












